Well well, humans, the Wise Donut feels it's about time for him to share his wisdom with the earth. That's right, he has decided that he will allow his wisdom to bubble forth from the fountain of intelligence...yes. Therefore, the Wise Donut has decided that he will answer YOUR questions. That's right folks, no matter the question, he will answer yours with all of his slightly random amounts of wisdom. Curious as to how he's planning to do this? Well, he was originally going to read your minds from this page, then produce the answers on your computer screen; however, since the concept of quantum mental perception has yet to be mastered, he has harnessed the power of e-mail, and has created his own e-mail address.

Should you feel the need to ask him a question, the Wise Donut will answer it, posting it on the Questions and Answers page. You can find a link to the page below. Want to ask him a question? Click on the email link below. He will answer your questions on the Questions and Answers page only, not through email. Sorry, but he cannot continuously send out email after email with answers. If you do ask him a question, be sure to include your name, either your real one or the one you wish to be called by, and MAKE SURE TO PUT THE WORD "QUESTION" SOMEWHERE IN THE SUBJECT LINE. The Wise Donut immediately deletes anything that looks like spam (he finds spam to be a revolting substance), so to make sure that he reads your question, simply follow that simple rule.

Yes yes, the Wise Donut realizes that some of you, though probably not that many, enjoyed the old format of his page. He has thought ahead, and the old page can be found at the link below. He may even decide to update it with other random and wise things. In the meantime, ask any questions you do feel necessary.

*Note*-If any questions are asked that are inappropriate (if you think it might be inappropriate, then it probably is), then ask somebody else, for the Wise Donut doesn't feel like answering such ignorant questions. It wastes his time.

• Click here to ask the Wise Donut a question. The Wise Donut Q&A service is no longer available. We apologize for any inconvenience and thank you for your questions. All questions and answers can be found on the Questions and Answers page, found at the link below.
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• Click here to go to the old Wise Donut page.